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Christmas Cake Recipe
Anniepimm Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:25 am
Christmas Cake Recipe - for those of you who can't remember last year's
cake recipe..
Ingredients:
* 2 cups flour
* 1 stick butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* Nuts
* 2 bottle wine
* 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the wine to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the wine again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the wine.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.
Take a taxi to Tesco and buy cake.
Bingle Jells To Ya...
cake recipe..
Ingredients:
* 2 cups flour
* 1 stick butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* Nuts
* 2 bottle wine
* 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the wine to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the wine again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the wine.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.
Take a taxi to Tesco and buy cake.
Bingle Jells To Ya...
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Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Angelswhispers Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:51 am
Love you loads.
Thank you for this, was only thinking if I should bake a cake or not, but since didnt have a recipe was not going to bake. Now there is no excuse. Thank you .Thank you xx
making a start with the wine xx
Thank you for this, was only thinking if I should bake a cake or not, but since didnt have a recipe was not going to bake. Now there is no excuse. Thank you .Thank you xx
making a start with the wine xx
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Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Guest Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:14 pm
so long as you know how to do it Maria you will be fine - and remember to share with me hahahhahahahaha x x x xAngelswhispers wrote:Love you loads.
Thank you for this, was only thinking if I should bake a cake or not, but since didnt have a recipe was not going to bake. Now there is no excuse. Thank you .Thank you xx
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Re: Christmas Cake Recipe
Angelswhispers Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:26 pm
anywayssss jus started on dis ckethingy rfecpipi Annoie and the wine tasty very nicey so forget cake am of to Tesco maybe when If finsihed de bottlejfey wrote:so long as you know how to do it Maria you will be fine - and remember to share with me hahahhahahahaha x x x xAngelswhispers wrote:Love you loads.
Thank you for this, was only thinking if I should bake a cake or not, but since didnt have a recipe was not going to bake. Now there is no excuse. Thank you .Thank you xx
Jane not sharing
joking did you mean de wine or cake
gosh must be drunk
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